Are we talking gibberish? Here are the most common vet words that get us in trouble. Read this list and you’ll prevent a lot of misunderstanding at the vet.
Acute
Remember SARS: severe acute respiratory syndrome? It made a lot of people believe ‘acute’ means severe, when all it really means is ‘comes on quickly.’ When you stub your toe it’s an acute injury. See also chronic.
Benign
I avoid saying ‘benign’ because it makes a tumour sound cuddly and harmless when it isn’t. Benign usually only means that it doesn’t spread throughout the body. The problem is that a tumour that stays in one spot can still cause a lot of problems.
Bilateral
What a great example of why vets have special words; if I don’t use it, I have to use four whole words! It simply means ‘present on both sides’. For example, most pet insurance companies have a ‘bilateral conditions’ exclusion where if a pet has had a problem on one side before starting cover, they will exclude the other side as well. Arthritis is commonly bilateral; unilateral means affecting only one side.
Bitch
I just can’t say ‘bitch’ to clients thanks to people ruining the word by making it a form of abuse. It just means an undesexed female dog. A lovely one. See also dog
I want this word back. While we’re at it, can we stop calling people ‘animals’ when they behave badly? That’s neither fair nor accurate. Animals wouldn’t do half the things people do.
Carpus
The carpus is the same joint as our wrist but we don’t say ‘wrist’ because the joint is so different. See also hock & stifle.
Chronic
Every time I say something is ‘chronic’ I worry people think I mean severe, and end up explaining it anyway. We call a problem chronic when it has been happening for two weeks or more (chronos = “time”). Just like its opposite acute, it’s got nothing to do with how bad it is. You can have a chronic itch!
Directions on the body
We use some different anatomical words than humans because animals stand on four legs, not two.
Cranial: towards the head (it’s a cranial cruciate ligament, not an anterior cruciate) Caudal: towards the tail (often called posterior in humans) Lateral: towards the left or right, e.g. a left lateral digit Medial: towards the middle, e.g. a right medial meniscus Dorsal: up or towards the back (everyone knows a dorsal fin) Ventral: down or towards the belly
Disease
If you’re at the vet, chances are your pet has a disease. However, if I say so, it often causes people to think something is terribly wrong. ‘Disease’ doesn’t mean anything specific; it just means anything wrong whether mild or severe. In fact, give me five minutes and I can find a ‘disease’ on any animal, even though it may be trivial! See also lesion.
Dog
Yep, even ‘dog’ has two meanings. Is nothing sacred? If your breeder talks about their ‘dog’, chances are they specifically mean their breeding male.
Hock
This is the equivalent joint to the ankle in people. Just like carpus & hock, we change the name to recognise the big differences for four-legged animals.
Hyper vs Hypo
You probably already know that these have nothing to do with hyperactivity. These are opposites and refer only to quantity. Hyper- means too much of something, whereas hypo- means not enough. A hypothyroid dog is lethargic, not bouncing off the walls.
Idiopathic
You’ll see this word when Googling. This is the most technical word I’ve included but it’s so useful. It means: ‘of unknown cause’. There are lots of idiopathic diseases in veterinary medicine.
On heat
Bitches are said to be ‘on heat’ or ‘in season’ during the two or three week period when they show signs of fertility. They experience vulval swelling, mammary gland enlargement and a blood-tinged discharge. Their actual temperature doesn’t change though.
Lesion
I was warned at vet school not to use this word but I just can’t help it. A ‘lesion’ is any abnormal region on or in the body. It’s such a great word because I don’t have to know what it is to name it. Is it a wound? Is it an infection? Either way, it’s a lesion!
Pinna
This is the ear flap. It’s a very useful word because when we say ‘ear’ we can mean a lot of different things. To say ‘pinna’ locates the problem accurately.
Queen
Queen is the name for a breeding female cat. Also very suitable for cats generally, so why don’t we call the males ‘kings’? They think we should.
Something-itis
Pedantic fact: words with the ending -itis refer to inflammation, not infection.
Conjunctivitis & Cystitis, in particular, cause the most problems. In humans, they are usually infections and so words ending in -itis have become shorthand for the use of antibiotics. In animals, they can just as easily be allergic or idiopathic (see before) and antibiotics will be useless.
Superficial
Superficial means affecting the outermost layers, from the Latin superficies meaning ‘surface’. It is the opposite of ‘deep’. It does not mean ‘unimportant’.
Stifle
Just our name for the knee of four-legged animals. See also carpus & hock.
Tomcat
This is a male cat that hasn’t been desexed, castrated or neutered (i.e. he still has testicles). Tomcats have a distinctive smell, a round facial shape due to thickened cheeks, and an urge to roam and fight other cats. They are just as friendly to humans whether desexed or not.
Tumour
A tumour is just the right name for any growth caused by cells multiplying but that doesn’t mean it’s terrible. For example, Poodles are often covered in small tumours called sebaceous adenomas that are completely trivial.
Whelping
Not to be confused with yelping, this old word refers to the time when a bitch is having puppies. If you bring your boy in because he hurt his foot and started whelping I might begin to worry.
By Andrew Spanner BVSc(Hons) MVetStud, a vet in Adelaide, Australia. These blogs are from a series regularly posted on Facebook and Twitter. Subscribe via email here to never miss a story! Have something to add? Comments are welcome below and will appear within 24 hours of lodging.
